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boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

quirkilicious:

12th!

I thought about putting in the War Doctor too, but decided not to since he relinquished the title “Doctor” during that incarnation and I was like NOPE TOO LAZY.

mrchocolatebear:

um…. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

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from authornotes source koriandr
Anonymous asked:
that picture from bobs burgers is hooooot

agreed lol although a life ruiner

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departured:

finding songs from your favorite artist that you haven’t heard before

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ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff

THESE are the best feelings in the world:

  • peeing after holding it in all day
  • orgasms
  • faking ill and getting sent back to bed 
  • when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
  • getting a back massage
  • seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg 
  • when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation (this might just be me idk)

verusmihi:

youcometomethebobfather:

31 Days of Horror Movies →

Day 29: Kids Halloween Movies

{{ I had the day off so I was like I’m going to watch all these supposedly kids halloween movies. I love how you all are like clay motion. They’re all so good! Paranorman was actually new to watch and it was still amazing. And Coraline will always be one of my favorite movies ever. Nightmare before Christmas is a classic. And Frankenweenie was just as good as the original film. Either way I had a good day.}}

Who else can’t wait for October?


hogwarts houses - snag a print, etc here!

hogwarts houses - snag a print, etc here!

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from prettybooks source oddhour

dont-breathemyair:

angelicghaval:

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

iinthebackofmymind:

"The bad part is, you have to be careful when you share all the bad with your girlfriends. Because YOU may forgive him, but we don’t, honey. That’s the thing. If he screwed you over, he screwed me over, because you’re my girl. So you have to be careful with the level of bad that you share with your girls. Because you forgive, but oh honey, mama don’t."

Preach.

SO. Damned. True.

Remember this friends with partners. I’ll never forget or forgive.

#omg

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

rfmmsd:

Sculptor & Artist:

Natasha Cousens

"Doe Ray Me"